I don't have meetings here, but I frequently fall asleep. Good thing I'm quite often the only one here.
Unfortunately, there are two great, big, huge windows 15 feet away from me, with a busy sidewalk right outside, that people can look in and see me sleeping on the job.
At least when I'm on forums, I look fairly productive.
Skin yourself alive - Learn to speak Arapahoe - Climb inside a dog - And behead an eskimo - Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears - Casserole your gran - Disembowel yourself with spears