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The Secret Criteria for the Microsoft MVP Award Revealed

 
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Jerry Raia
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:30 am    Post subject: The Secret Criteria for the Microsoft MVP Award Revealed Reply with quote
http://communitygrouptherapy.com/20...soft-mvp-award/

"Ok, this may be my last post for a little while on anything explicitly MVP as that is not the point of this blog. But, on the heals of the MVP summit, I’ve decided it’s finally time to come clean on the “official” criteria for the MVP Award program. I’ve revealed these super TOP SECRET criteria only privately to some of the MVP’s in the past, but at some urging and with tongue firmly planted in cheek, I give you the following..."

You've all heard of the Illuminati, Skull & Bones and MVP right? You probably already know more about how to get into the first two than the last one. Well here now the secret handshake of the MVP has been exposed! No longer can they hide in their secret rooms wearing dark hooded robes chanting in tongues! Read this now as the truth will set you free!

Source: gpcarreon.com
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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If you don’t think of Starbucks when someone says to meet you in the coffeehouse…you might be an MVP (only MVP’s will get this)


i dont think of starbucks... but i still dont get it Sad

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If your spouse gets jealous of your laptop…you might be an MVP


check

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If you spent more money on hardware than the car you drive…you might be an MVP


check

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If you can quote a KB article, but have no idea who won the last season of Survivor…you might be an MVP


sur-what? check!

why am i not an mvp?!?! Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rocco Augusto wrote:
why am i not an mvp?!?! Sad


You didn't answer the coffeehouse one. Laughing I am also in the same boat. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kris Kumar wrote:
Rocco Augusto wrote:
why am i not an mvp?!?! Sad


You didn't answer the coffeehouse one. Laughing I am also in the same boat. Sad


Yeah, you have to be an MVP to understand what they're talking about on that one.

I'm 10 for 11 on that. I guess that means I'm MVP material. Exclamation Oh wait... I already am an MVP. D'OH! Laughing

Very cute post, and I was a little shocked at just how many I had. Including the washroom one. Embarassed
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